Double Oh Seven I am not

because the licence that arrived today was to drive, not kill.

Pretty it isn't, but useful it will be, and puts me in an interesting position of choice. If I get pulled over in CA, I won't have a choice, I'll have to show the State licence. If, however, I get pulled over in any other state, I'll pull out the British licence and hope they let me off with a warning in lieu of them doing lots of paperwork.

Should I go back to Blighty, I'll pull out the CA version, just to really mess with their heads. In NL, I could use either the GB or CA but they'll probably still lock me up.

Happy happy joy joy.